StudentA : What is the atomic mass of 4?
StudentB (Top Class Dullard) : Eh, idiot, we need molecular mass, not atomic mass!
My seven-year-old sister (pointing at a random person) : What's his name?
Me : Sri Lokeshkrishna Hari Narayana Govindaswamy.
My sister : Oh. (After a while) You're joking, right?
StudentX : ... Yes, I have a 1 GB pen drive.
StudentB : Eh, shut up, I have an infinite GB pen drive!
StudentB (To StudentY) Poda Yem W.
Yem is the local way of saying 'M.' After some research I came to know thet MW stood for Mug-Vomit. (Lol, W for vomit?!) When I asked StudentB the exact meaning of Mug-Vomit, he informed me that it meant 'mugging up and vomitting everything out in tests'
StudentY (to StudentB) : What's your IQ?
StudentB : My IQ is full, da!
StudentY : What do you mean by 'full?' Give me a number!
StudentB : 1 or 2.
Me (to StudentB) : State Dalton (the guy who made all those postulates in Chemistry:P)'s Theory of Evolution.
StudentB : How many theories should I state?
Amazing dialogue by a teacher to StudentZ : Eh, balloon, don't become a buffoon!
I used to have this gigantic friend. We studied in the same class last year. Since he was so big, he bought a large half pant. But the one he bought was a bit too large, so it went below his knees. On spotting this, a teacher commented with a look of disgust: What is this? Pant-ah, half pant-ah? Bleddy Bermuda!
ROFLMAO!
For more stuff like this visit http://vishnu96.blogspot.com/2009/11/chemistry-class.html or www.dirtdiggerspeaks.blogspot.com
Good-bye!
5 comments:
good boy- updating when told to.
:D
Thanks for linking me machan!!!!!!!!!!
@Nayantara - Bah! =PPPPPP
@Harsha - No probs da.:)
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